When he was an infant, he suffered from the 'Spider Mites of Jesus' (his mother couldn't pronounce spinal meningitis). This caused mental challenges that resulted in his lifelong illiteracy. At 13, he began selling his body on the streets as a drag prostitute. When he was arrested, he took a dump in the back of the police car, leading the cops to give him the moniker: Dirtwoman. Since then he's run for mayor, gotten kicked out of the inauguration of America's first black governor (Douglas Wilder), posed for his own pin-up calendar (weighing in at 350 pounds), offered crabs from his crotch for a GWAR video and hosted the annual Hamaganza fundraiser that provided 'Hams for the Hamless.' When he died last year at 65, it was on the front page, top-of-the-fold of the Richmond Times-Dispatch and was featured nationally on NPR.

Spider Murphy Gang Konzert in Hafen Open Air in 2015
2015
9.5/10

The Man with the Golden Gun
1974
6.5/10

Naruto OVA 10: Uchiha Madara vs Senju Hashirama
2012
6.5/10

Naruto Shippuden the Movie: Blood Prison
2011
7.2/10

Naruto Shippuden the Movie
2007
7.4/10

Naruto OVA 8: Naruto x UT
2011
7.5/10

Damsel
2024
7.0/10

R-Rated Idol Seung-ha's Sex Scandal
2020
6.8/10

Naruto OVA 6: The Cross Roads
2009
6.6/10

Q
1982
5.7/10

Road to Ninja: Naruto the Movie
2012
7.4/10

FILM
2020
7.2/10

The Watermill Princess 2
2000
5.6/10

The Last One of the Six
1941
6.0/10

Saw 3D
2010
6.0/10

Sonic 30th Anniversary Symphony
2021
7.1/10

Naruto the Movie: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom
2006
7.1/10

Barbie and the Diamond Castle
2008
7.4/10

Un Caso Excepcional
2023
9.2/10

Spectre
2015
6.6/10
L'abbraccio - Storia di Antonino e Stefano Saetta
2020
0/10