Don’t be misled by the title and put your lube away: True Gore II (aka Empire of Madness) (1989)–M Dixon Causey’s follow-up to the eponymous first entry–has virtually no true gore in it at all. Instead, the first half is a compilation of faux-snuff vignettes akin to something you’d find in a SOV horror collection like Snuff Perversions 1 & 2, Snuff Files, The Dead Files, Violations I & II, or even more recent titles like Murder Collection Volume 1. The second half is in turn a send-up of satanic panic style videos like Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, Devil Worship: The Rise Of Satanism, and countless others shat out during the 80s/90s. The vignettes are hilariously inept to the point where it seems clear that Causey was parodying the shockumentary form. Even the credits are a joke, mocking the seriousness with which shocku producers take themselves, crediting a ‘researcher’ for a film that clearly had none, and a ‘visual archivist’ being listed in place of a cameraman.

Two Evil Eyes
1990
6.1/10

100 Meters
2016
7.4/10

Crossword Mysteries: Proposing Murder
2019
7.5/10

Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board
2007
5.9/10

Unleashing Mr. Darcy
2016
5.5/10

Ewa Wants to Sleep
1958
6.8/10

Mr. 3000
2004
5.3/10

Herbie Goes Bananas
1980
5.3/10

Major League II
1994
5.7/10

Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars
2014
7.2/10

Nekromantik
1988
5.1/10

In Desert and Wilderness
1973
7.4/10

Hawaiian Holiday
1937
6.7/10

Natale a Rio
2008
5.1/10

Air Bud: Golden Receiver
1998
5.1/10

Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero
1998
6.9/10

A Gentle Breeze in the Village
2007
6.9/10

Star
2017
6.0/10

Super Fantozzi
1986
6.3/10

Beaumarchais the Scoundrel
1996
6.6/10
The Private Eyes
1980
6.1/10