The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
Roman J. Israel, Esq.
2017
6.3/10
Re-Existences
2020
7.4/10
The Bold, the Corrupt and the Beautiful
2017
7.0/10
John
2018
6.7/10
Re-Cycling
2014
7.6/10
Koode
2018
7.2/10
A Conspiracy of Faith
2016
7.0/10
Puzzle
2018
6.5/10
Vai Que Dá Certo 2
2016
5.9/10
An Unfinished Piece for Player Piano
1977
7.0/10
A Christmas Story Live!
2017
4.7/10
Black Christmas
2006
5.1/10
Peter Pan
1955
6.1/10
The Return
1980
5.9/10
X-Man
2002
7.8/10
Return Ticket
1997
6.9/10
Avatar
2006
5.9/10
Pac’s Scary Halloween
2016
7.7/10
Hatchet II
2010
5.5/10
Batman
1943
6.4/10
